If you're a Harry Potter fan, this link will have you squealing in glee (or in horror).

http://www.newsweek.com/id/50787

For those who can't be bothered to click it . . . well, J. K. Rowling has just announced to the world that Dumbledore was in fact gay. He had an unrequited romance with Gellert Grindelwald.

Let's let this sink in for a few minutes.

Well, it does rather explain the Beauxbatons-esque robes he wore in the fourth film . . .

And why McGonagall never tried getting into his pants.

And his genius-level intellect and creativity.

I'm just . . . I'm not sure how to express this level of awesome.